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Top Ten Failed Tolkien Marketing Schemes
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10. Gandalf's Staff Lamp/Orc Halloween Masks
9. Palantiri Video-Phone
8. "Sauron for President" Bumper Stickers
7. Tom Bombadil Healthfood
6. Hobbit/Dwarf Punching Bags
5. Galadriel's Makeup Kits
4. Saruman Multi-color Bathrobe
3. "Music of the Ainur" Doorbell Chime
2. Lord of the Rings version of Windows '98: One OS to...
1. Tickle-Me Gollum!