October 26, 2002

Multiple Petite Morte!
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How many times has Sauron's spirt left his body. 3 times, Numenor (part of the plan), The Last Alliance of Thieves and Rabble (accidental finger loss through misfortune and an idiot boy: Isildur) and The War of The Ring (Plan/Ring worked beautifully inspite of the tramp Gandalf's planning, only let down by a worm's lack of balance). Luthien and her pet pup, never caused my spirit to leave my body. She was my daughter remember, we had an argument (Beren was a no good layabout, no way was he good enough for her. Alas! kids dont listen to their more world wise parents). Well she made it clear she wanted him so I backed off. Told her I'd always be there for her if she needed me. So, having given way to the apple of my fiery eye, I changed into a vampire and left her to her man (still a no good layabout). Oh and as for the bleeding, I nicked myself shaving. Old razorblade. People have raised a good question of how did my Wraiths know what room to go to in the Prancing Pony. There once was a man in the pay of the double crossing wannabe wizard Saruman. This man was overtaken by my esteemed Nazgul. After a little, erm, persuasion and answering a few polite questions he decided he would serve a greater master by watching a certain inn at Bree. Whilst there he observed a troop of rat-people, and after one of them "sang" and disappeared, he again met my aforementioned esteemed Nazgul telling them where and in what room these rats were to be found. Someone mentioned that it might have been people in those beds, yes such a thing would have been unfortunate and regretable. All the evils of the world come from the Elves, as we all know. However on the bright side no humans would have been staying in that room, as it was designed and infested by the rat-people, and so no life could have been lost, only that of vermin. I mean honestly! what use are they? "Well they defeated you!" I hear some Elflover cry. No they did not! The only reason that the uprising of humans was defeated was through misfortune. The Elves and their kin had failed! Gandalf the "wise" failed. Gandalf, who was sure of his own safety (knowing any disembodyment would be shortlived), prefered to inflict pain and suffering on a couple of Hobbits (I have no time for such creatures but I wouldn't harm them for the world), shirking his "responsibilities" as he proclaimed them ("No, No! I can't take the Ring, too much power and I a big s blouse"). Again we see honest hard working humans being used and killed for Elves and those of tainted Elvish blood. I lost, all Humans lost. Misfortune triumphed, and the Elves laughed as we mourned our dead and dying. I, Annatar, broken hearted, hope to see you all later :(