September 3, 2003

What's It Mean, Precious?
Gollum

What's it mean, precious, what's it mean? Fierce Gil-galad elf with bright eyes! We don't knows what it means by (gollum, gollum) "greatest elf." We wonders, yes we wonders. Does it means the elf with the greatest deedses or could it means the elf with greatest effect on the world, precious? It must answer us, precious. Or maybe, does it mean just our favorites elf? No! None! Curse the elves the held us. But we dids escape, didn't we precious? Yess, we dids escape, precious. (Gollum, gollum) But poor Smeagol is lost because he's lost his precious.