January 10, 2004

Movies Fall Short
Jetrine

The Lord of the Rings movies were a nearly a complete failure. It started going down hill shortly after Bilbo left the Shire. They teased us with the possibility of Tolkien goodness with scenes of Saruman and Moria but then it quickly petered out. It hit an absolute low with Two Towers and then successfully maintained that low with Return of the King. Thanks for nothing Peter “I’m more concerned with my future career then putting out a quality product” Jackson. In the word of John Lennon, “How do you sleep at night?” I’m sure Tolkien in somewhere in heaven vomiting.