September 2, 2004

Forum President
Elendur

Don't worry, this isn't about politics. Not politics as we know it anyway.

As the American presidential election is now in full swing, I thought I'd take a shot a writing what an election were be if our very own posters were the candidates.

Seven candidates are suggested: Tour, Danny, Annatar, Bob Praz, Lilly, Brett C., and Everett.

Annatar declines on the grounds that "A President wields far to little executive power to be effective."

Tour declines because he has a life(I've noticed he hasn't been around here much recently).

Lilly declines in order to campaign for... We'll say Brett.

The primaries: There are three parties and four candidates. Danny has the misfortune of being in the same party as Bob Praz. He loses by a 60-40 margin.

Three candidates are left, all from different parties. Brett C. and Bob Praz have pulled ahead of Everett, Bob stressing his knowledge of Tolkien lore, Brett his ability to seperate the bad from the "really good bits" , and not lose sight of one because of the other.

The presidential debates. Everett pulls even.

All the polls tell different things. It's very close. And in the end it's BRETT C. Congragulations Brett.

We could hold an election...

-Elendur