September 6, 2004

Ar-pharazon and Election
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Ar-Pharazon you kind of half took the words out of my mouth. However.... Couragous does not mean stupid. Taking on the Valar, kind of heroics are the domain foolish ignorant beings. Morgoth was finished, end of story. Why support a lost cause? Besides why support him in defeat, when you can collect the pieces afterwards and take his place? Ok so Eonwe caught me, he couldnt keep hold of me though (poor lad doesnt have 20-20 vision, "should have gone to specsavers").
As for Numenor... Ar-pharazon you are just still sore over being gulled, bested and basically outwitted by a sleeker, smoother and far more intelligent opponent (not to mention ruggedly handsome). I am also known for my humility.

Tuor, thank you for the post about courage. Good to see not everyone is an Elf "friend". Mostly all Elf collaborators.

~ Election '02 ~
Was I, wasnt I, nominated? Oh well anyways I'll say I was (bribe my way in if needs be).

The Pax Party (I was gonna call it the DUP, but who in their right mind would vote DUP, Ian its a joke! Tiocaidh Ar La Agus God save the Queen)

Yes, the Pax Party is here to promote Love, Peace and Unity amongst all Men/Women*.
Across the world, blood is spilt. Brother killing brother, sister killing sister. Everyone needs to be heard. The Pax Party is the party of Peace, because it is only when there is peace and quiet, can YOUR voice be heard (smug smile to camera).
I dont seek to destroy peoples way of life, no, diversity is the key. A strong union of peoples across the globe, from sea to shining sea. Once we stand shoulder to shoulder, we are stronger. Like the old Roman Facsia, individual rods easily broken, but bound tightly together in brotherhood.... Strength!
Together in peace (under the eye) we can create beautiful works in our world. Towers that glimmer with reflected light that reach into the heavens. Towers of ebony twisting majestically into the night sky, ablaze with lights.
Such works would give the millions of our unemployed world wide employment. In addition to night classes which would allow them to better their current station. Free education to all. A Social Welfare State which cares for the people of the world. But not one given over to lax use of public spending. Harsh measures will be introduced to make sure the tax payers get value for money. No waiting lists into any hospitals. Genetic research into cures for a multitude of ills. However The Pax Party is commited to a ban on all human cloning for the sake of stem cell research**.
Security and Policing: As the World would then be peaceful, what need of armies?! All armies and police depts to be disbanded or amalgamated into new Paxmacht corps and Paxwatch departments. All budgets for same to be reflected in tax cuts and better health care.
Current prison facilities will continue to exist for petty offenses. New security islands will be created for repeat offenders and for serious crimes offenders. The death penalty will be abolished, in favour of, "different" corrective measures.
All pro elf books to be burned in town centres. All pro-elf humans must wear the E rune and are not allowed to run businesses.
No Pro-elf human may marry.

Anywho, Better head, please remember this manifesto is still just a draught copy and prob will be altered.

See you all later :) Ash Nazg...



*exception those on the black list
**The use of Elf cloning for research is not only allowed but encouraged