September 7, 2004

Middle- Earth Politics
Elendur

No, Annatar, you were not nominated. That was just my hypothetical version of the election. Something tells me you won't have any trouble getting a nomination though...

Some insight into Middle-Earth government:

Jobs: Sauron created hundreds of thousands.

Social security for Elves: "Here is your 1038th paymant sir..."

Taxes: Anyone read "Hagar the Horrible?"

Gun control: Not an issue. Annatar will make you give up your swords though.

Capital punishment: The only type there is.

Democracy: DEMOCRACY???

Bill of Rights: Everyone is born with the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of Elvish women.

Foreign Policy: Kill them, kill them all!

-Elendur