August 26, 2005

Thanx!
Julie

Annatar! Glad you are back! We missed you! Your post made me laugh! Ewwwww!...lollll! Ah...memmories of a gross nature...they make great stories!! But for the rest it was great? Cool! So there was an engine problem on the plane? Brrrrrr! I've never took a plane and I do not intend to! Only if there is no other way but there are boats, I feel more secure on water! I dunno, there something about a heavy metal carcass with motors in the air...you know...if the motors stop, nothing holds you! That makes me feel...uneasy! At least, when the motors of the boat stops, you don't drown! You stay on water! Anyways.

Faerlas, your post made me laugh too! All dirty and in your jammys!

Now my turn! It is a bit gross and very embarrassing! But know I laugh at it. Okay. Few years ago, I used to go out and get wasted every weekend. So one Saturday night, I went to my favorite night club but I was by myself because all my friends were flat broke. Anyway so I was drinking and drinking....I danced a bit...I was tipsy...suddenly, I approched a guy when I lost my balance and fell on my left side. But as I was falling, my left foot was stuck to the floor (there was carpet and my shoe soles were of rubber) so my upper leg twisted but not the rest! So my Kneecap slided towards the left side of my knee and ligaments got stretched and ripped. At first, I did not feel any pain. So I was collapsed on the floor, no one tryed to help me, they kept dancing (almost on my face). So I was on the floor a bit confused. But when I tryed to get up...oh the pain!!! Horrible pain!! So I started screaming like hell! Finally, three girls took care of me and some members of the staff also. They called and ambulance because I could not get up because of the pain and I thought that my leg was broken! I was in panic! Now here is the embarrassing part (besides falling in front of hundreds people!): The staff members were comforting me, waiting for the paramedics to arrive. The staff was composed of attractive males mostly. So I was crying and screaming but since I drank so much beer that night, I was gassy! So I wasn't only crying and screaming, I was farting too! And oh the foul smell...so picture this: "Ouch! Help me! (prout) I can't take this (prout) anymore!". I was so embarrassed! I've never set foot there again!!

That is one of a lot of embarrassing moments!! Like falling on my behind on the street...barfing in a friend's bath at a party, walking around all day at the office with a big hole in my skirt, all could see my undies...one finally told me at the end of the day!! Split my jeans when bending over in front of my friends, had a sudden loud fart in class and so on...