August 29, 2005

...Something...
Farlas

Well, as far as funny stories go, I have only one that comes to mind. This is one in which I just had to smile. Sometimes little brothers are nice.

...Sometime between the FOTR coming out on DVD and the Two Towers coming out on DVD, I was watching FOTR, at six a.m. so I wouldn't be bothered by annoying little bro and sis. I was to the part where the Fellowship was fighting the cave troll when my siblings woke up and plopped down next to me on the couch, brother being loud and obnoxious. Just enough to aggrivate me. I started telling, okay, yelling at my brother Jon to be quiet and wished I knew some hideous name to call him. At the moment I was settling on orc.

"AAARRRG! I wish I knew the right name to call you, you little orc!" I yelled.

Then my brother starts smiling and says, "i know, deere! D-E-E-R-E."

"What kinda deer is that?" I cried, still annoyed.

In the sweetest, cutest voice I've ever heard him use, he said, "John Deere!"

I rolled on the floor with laughter...

Again, not too great of a tale, but that's the best I can do! LOL!

Favorite characters in LOTR... does the Silmarillion count as well? As far as the trilogy goes, I'd have to say...I don't have one favorite. I like them all. Galadriel, Arwen, Aragorn, and Legolas are on the list, right next to Frodo and Sam.

The Easter Bunny would call them out in Square dance fashion of a yellow canoe of course. And no, it's thirty with pole of lime carrots.

If a train pulls out of the station at three, and a spotted dog barks twice, how many tomatoes would hit the mailbox if there's a water buffalo in the middle of a leaf storm?

Ask me for the answer! LOL!

-Faerlas Ava of the straaaange questions