October 13, 2005

Orcs go to...
Farlas

Hmm... well, I think Tolkien implied they more or less just turn into goop or dust, I shall propose an utterly ridiculous theory as to where orcs go.

If the Halls of Mandos are Hell (I always considered the HoM pergatory though, frankly.)then according to your thinking, the Outer Darkness is heaven, so let us say they go to the Outer Darkness and there annoy you and your master til the end of time. There you go. Elves go to "Hell" and Orcs go to "Heaven".

I'm in an evil mood today. I think I'll defect to your side, Annatar, until I get my mind straightened out, then I shall rejoin the forces of light.

We do need the Hobbit made into a movie! YAY!

Your brain isn't working Annatar? Mine doesn't either any more. Physics has officially fried it to a blackened crisp. AAAAAACK! TOo many numbers!!! Too many symbols!!!! I don't care how fast a ball drops from the Empire State Building!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKK!

Annatar, you didn't invent Physics to torment the elves did you? Or is this one of the unfortunate elven inventions that have come from our great quest for knowledge?

Shutting up now, before I start insane ramblings... Too late...

-Farlas Ava