November 11, 2005

Assistent Emperess?
Farlas

Sure, you can be Emperor of the new UN, as long as I can be your right hand man, erm, gal. Yah. XD

I am rather proud of us, no bloodshed. WOOHOO!

Well, *prepare for Farlas' nerdiness* It's not that I rule out other life all together, just in this universe. To keep from being totally ripped apart by fellow humans, my theory is that life may exist in other "realms". Like the wood between the worlds sort of thing. Hehehe! Now I shall regail you with my theory, if I haven't already. I have holes in my memory... ANyhow... If Aslan's country lies to the East, and Valinor lies to the West and somewhere in Isaiah it says something about heaven above the northern sky (or something to the effect there of) then Heaven lies in the middle and all the worlds are connected. Totally basing this theory off of the Chronicles of Narnia and Lewis' Sci-fi trilogy.

My thought is, why wouldn't an omnipotent and omniscient God make other creatures and worlds? What gives us humans the idea that we are the only ones God has created to live outside of Heaven? I don't think we should be as proud as all that. Sheesh!

Of course the little green alien housewives are at home. They tell there little green husbands to go off on these excursians so they can get a few minutes of peace. I mean, if my whole planet was populated by men that were bent on galactic domination and exploration, I'd kick them out and suggest space travel too. With the little green babies for company. After all, every wife needs a break.

Not that'd I know... That's just what I've heard. XD

Have you ever noticed that even though they are suppose to be so much more intellegent than we, we always manage to defeat them? I think it is a world wide plot hole in the alien movie industry. The other thing, they chose to attack the planet that is more water than anything and they are dissolved by water. Tsk! Tsk! Orson Wells, you just weren't thinking now were you?

Maybe all the aliens were created by the Matrix! *gasp!*

Side note: I think you've been watching waaay to much Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy. "Earth is just the "homeplace" (as we say here) but its the people that make it a home. We could move to a different "house". Someplace, somewhere. Earth could be demolished but we'll roll on."

Yeah, I think God laughs at us all the time. If He doesn't, then He is FAR nicer than I would be.

Do I have any ideas... Um... Give me a minute, I'll think of something. MWAHAHAHA! *thinking* *thinking* *thinking*

Random little thought here: Today (Nov. 10,2005) is the 30th anniversery of the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Do you know of this? If not, I'll gladly enlighten you! :O)))

Now, what could we talk about? Wouldn't you know it, for once in my life all controversial scripture alludes me! Only now of course!

Okay, here's a question, Why do the aliens always abduct cows? Of all the stupid animals in the world, why cows? And could aliens be held responsible for the extinction of the Dodo bird?

Nope, I can't think of anything either.

What's the political situation over there? We hear nothing on this side of the pond. Oh, and are there any Baptist churches where you live that you could visit? It may give you more of a feel for what I'm saying. XD

Did I ever tell you I really like Irish folk music?

I told you have no ideas!

-Farlas Ava whose plain out of ideas